Archive for April, 2010

…As the Hootenanny State seamlessly supercedes the Nanny State, the Government and the Auckland Regional Council, who bought the wharf last year, are now moving party-wise with one intent-literally-a canvas erection about 25m by 100m and 12m tall at the highest point. If things get really tight the Christchurch City Council could lend them their winter tent. It hasn’t been used much recently and is ideal for local body politicians skating on thin ice…


It’s hard to believe, but Adolf Hitler played cricket at least once…


Imagine. The inert passenger, complete with sunglasses, being pushed up on a wheelchair to the check- in counter at Liverpool’s John Lennon Airport. He was dead to the world…